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Awkward! Three situations guaranteed to give you that ‘morning after’ cringe

We’ve all been there. You wake up, slightly disoriented, amid bed linen which feels unfamiliar. Strange sounds emanate from a mass not too far from you. As you open each eye slowly, cursing them for the amount of time they’re … Continue reading

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The Ex at Stage Left

Stats: 31, 5’11”, mousey brown/blue, Worcestershire Where: Columbia Road, East London  Pre-date rating: 8/10  Breaking up is hard to do. I know; I’ve done it. Relationships can be a long, languorous drive around winding country roads. The break-up is the … Continue reading

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The Show-off

Stats: 37, 6′, brown/blue, Wales When: Tuesday 20 July 2010 Where: Shoreditch, E1 Pre-date rating: 9/10 I’m mixing things up a bit and logging the dates out of date order. This is because I might skip the boring ones and … Continue reading

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The Cherry Popper

Stats: 37, 6’3″, brown/blue, Wales When: Friday 2 April, 7pm Where: London W1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 It’s amazing how you find yourself in these situations. One minute, you’re sitting at home minding your own business, and the next you’ve arranged … Continue reading

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