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- People board buses in London like there's going to be free BJs and champagne on there. What's the big panic? 3 hours ago
- "You have a blog, don't you? What's it about?" A question no morally bankrupt son wants to hear from his mother. (I gave her the URL.) 4 hours ago
- @candicetripp And then say things like "ooh I bet I could turn you"? Yes, very much worse. 4 hours ago
- Woman in Superdrug to assistant: "Where the FUCK is the shampoo? It's like a bleedin' maze in 'ere!" I think I'm in love. 7 hours ago
- Is it just me who thinks Pharrell Williams looks like the shark from Jaws? – http://t.co/gPW8GyiQfS 7 hours ago
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The Pedal Pusher
Stats: 28, 5’10, blond/blue, London Where: Shoreditch, London Pre-date rating: 7.5/10 There are some dates you feel you should go on, even if you really ought not to. Maybe it’s because somebody incredibly handsome has deigned to ask you out, … Continue reading
The Bittersweet Goodbye
Stats: 33, 5’11”, black/blue, Hampshire When: Spring 2011 Where: South bank, London Pre-date rating: 8/10 Endings are inevitable and they seldom surprise. Even the most twisty and turny horror movie will stagger toward its eventual, obvious conclusion. So here I … Continue reading
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Tagged awkward, breaking up, getting dumped, he's just not that into me, home solo, Mr Nice Guy, online dating, relationships
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The Aspidistra
Stats: 34, 5’9”, mousey brown/blue, hometown unknown When: Summer 2011 Where: South London Pre-date rating: 6/10 I’m not really a fan of slogans. They belong to cheesy adverts and the kind of T-shirts I used to wear in the early … Continue reading
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The Mogul
Stats: 6’1″, 34, black/brown, London When: June 2010 Where: Mayfair, W1 Pre-date rating: 8/10 I get quite excited about This Guy. After a very enouraging Another Guy, I feel like I’m on a winning streak and imagine myself having to … Continue reading
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Tagged awkward, he's just not that into me, home solo, never again, profile fibber, slightly strange
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