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The Beauty and the Beef
Stats: 30, 6’, black/grey, London When: Summer 2011 Where: Shoreditch, London, E1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 My stomach has done so much lurching and churning during my dating travails that I’m lucky to keep any food down. It leaps in excitement, … Continue reading
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The Colombian in the Bath
When: August 2010 Where: My bathroom Pre-date rating: 7/10 When you think of a first date, you think of awkward conversation in a bar or gentle flirting over an American Hot – hopefully with a hot American – in Pizza … Continue reading
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The Keen Bean
Stats: 5′ 8″, 29, brown/brown, Australia When: August 2010 Where: Brick Lane, London Pre-date rating: 7/10 The fag-end of summer approaches over the horizon and I have fair torn through the dates in the last 4 or 5 weeks. To … Continue reading
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The Drama Teacher
Stats: 26, 5’9″, auburn/ blue, Midlands When: July 2010 Where: Brixton, SW2 Pre-date rating: 8/10 It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you have a few dates lined up, you are going to look like shit. I wake up … Continue reading
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Tagged chemistry, filth, flirtation, good-looking, home solo, second date potential, slightly strange
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The Youngling
Stats: 26, 5’9″, black/ brown, north-east England When: July 2010 Where: Shoreditch, E1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 Young people. I tend to have very little contact with them, except for the ones who play dubstep through their mobile phones on buses … Continue reading
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The Mexican
Stats: 29, 5’9″, brown/green, Mexico When: April 2010 Where: Columbia Rd,London Pre-date rating: 8/10 Somewhat deflated from my previous experience with the cherry popper, I feel some trepidation in meeting this one. We have been chatting over email and text … Continue reading
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