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- @LukeVernon He is. But it would be lacking in context so is probably just get "WTF?" 3 hours ago
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- @SupaThunderCunt I don't deal in nostalgia. 5 hours ago
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The Better Offer
Stats: 29, 5’8”, brown/hazel, Cheltenham Where: East London, E1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 My date has just got back from New York. I know this because he mentions it every five sentences. The shimmering neon is still visible in his starstruck … Continue reading
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Awkward! Three situations guaranteed to give you that ‘morning after’ cringe
We’ve all been there. You wake up, slightly disoriented, amid bed linen which feels unfamiliar. Strange sounds emanate from a mass not too far from you. As you open each eye slowly, cursing them for the amount of time they’re … Continue reading
The Dish from Damascus
Stats: 34, 5’8”, brown/brown, Syria Where: East London When: September 2010 Pre-date rating: 8/10 Dating can be a very solitary experience, despite the fact that you’re meeting up with another person. Travelling to the date you are alone in your … Continue reading
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The Christmas Fling
Where: Marylebone, London When: Winter 2010 Stats: 33, 5’9”, brown/green, London Pre-date rating: 7/10 Winter. Brrrr. Mulled wine and Christmas shopping, festive drinks, tinsel and coupledom. I’m not really thinking about what the festive period is going to be like … Continue reading
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The Northerner
Where: Soho, W1 When: October 2010 Stats: 36, 5’11”, black/green, Leeds Pre-date rating: 7/10 Being a Yorkshireman, and knowing what a pain in the arse they (i.e. I) can be, I tend to stay away from them as potential dates. … Continue reading
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The Keen Bean
Stats: 5′ 8″, 29, brown/brown, Australia When: August 2010 Where: Brick Lane, London Pre-date rating: 7/10 The fag-end of summer approaches over the horizon and I have fair torn through the dates in the last 4 or 5 weeks. To … Continue reading
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The Mexican
Stats: 29, 5’9″, brown/green, Mexico When: April 2010 Where: Columbia Rd,London Pre-date rating: 8/10 Somewhat deflated from my previous experience with the cherry popper, I feel some trepidation in meeting this one. We have been chatting over email and text … Continue reading
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