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Category Archives: Good dates
The Better Offer
Stats: 29, 5’8”, brown/hazel, Cheltenham Where: East London, E1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 My date has just got back from New York. I know this because he mentions it every five sentences. The shimmering neon is still visible in his starstruck … Continue reading
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Tagged back to his, date disaster, dating advice, flirtation, me me me, textual intercourse
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The Boyfriend
Stats: 5’10”, brown/green Where: A party in east London Pre-date rating: N/A As you schlep your way through single life, you find yourself arriving at a lot of parties alone. At first, you try to avoid it, and make plans … Continue reading
Posted in Brief encounters, Good dates
Tagged awkward, chemistry, drunk, forbidden fruit, good-looking, home solo, steal someone's boyfriend, unwelcome attention
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The Colombian Gets Out of the Bath
When dates are over, I try not to think too hard about what my date thought of me. You can drive yourself mad pondering the whys and the wherefores when they don’t call. Was it something I said? Was I … Continue reading
Posted in Follow-ups, Good dates
Tagged awkward, back to mine, date disaster, good-looking, Grindr, kiss, sequel, What happened next?
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The Stranger on the Train
Stats: Early 30s, 6′, brown/brown, England Where: The 0842 from Waterloo Rating: 8/10 Commuting is a dull, necessary evil only a few of us can avoid. Usually, I work from home, the full journey from bed to office via bathroom … Continue reading
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The Late Great
Stats: 26, 5’9”, brown/brown, Midlands Where: Brixton, SW2 Pre-date rating: 8/10 Punctuality is the politeness of kings, my grandmother always used to say, and while I’m not particularly regal, I do believe the least you can do on a date … Continue reading
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Tagged Brixton date, chemistry, flirtation, good-looking, home solo, late arrival, late date, online dating, punctuality, second date potential
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The Beauty and the Beef
Stats: 30, 6’, black/grey, London When: Summer 2011 Where: Shoreditch, London, E1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 My stomach has done so much lurching and churning during my dating travails that I’m lucky to keep any food down. It leaps in excitement, … Continue reading
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Tagged filth, food fear, gay dating, good-looking, kiss, online dating, relationships, slightly strange, table manners
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The Thriller
Stats: 33, 6’1”, black/blue, Gloucestershire When: Late 2011 Where: Shoreditch, east London Pre-date rating: 9/10 Dating is lonely; don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. You may be out night after night, making doe eyes at handsome strangers and maybe even … Continue reading
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Tagged back to mine, chemistry, drunk, flirtation, good-looking, online dating, passion killer
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The Sculptor
Stats: 31, 5’11″, blond/blue, Kent When: Spring 2012 Where: London, W1 Pre-date rating: 7/10 Sometimes, when you haven’t spoken to another person for days, you long for human contact. It can be anything: a smile from a shopkeeper as you … Continue reading
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Tagged awkward, good-looking, headless torso, London dating, online dating, opinionated
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The Graduate
Stats: 5’ 11”, 24, black/green, Oxfordshire Where: The local When: November 2011 Pre-date rating: 9/10 The true currency of dating, the one you never really think about, is time. Whether you’re buttering up a honey in a noisy bar, doing … Continue reading
The Great Potential, part 2
Second chances don’t come along every day and you never get another opportunity to make a first impression. It is these clichés which reverberate as I make my way to this date, a last minute reprieve for a potential romance … Continue reading
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